
Monday, December 22, 2003
let me give u a preview of what happens during
a lotr movie with jamie and alwin
(the moment jamie's ass touches the seat)
jamie: yay legolas!!
alwin: yay aragon!!
jamie: ew, aragon's gay
alwin: what about legolas? look at his face!
jamie: he's angelic, he can kill an elephant!
alwin: ....
(jamie's hacking cough)
(legolas appears)
jamie: yay! he's so hot
alwin: he's a prick and he's gay
jamie: aragon is gayer
alwin: i need to pee
(jamie passes the waterbottle)
jamie: here, pee in here.
(aragon gets crowned)
alwin: QUEEN ARAGON!
jamie: you know what does queen mean?
alwin: ???
jamie: its a guy who dresses in female clothes
(arwen appears)
alwin: KING ARWEN!
jamie: legolas looks good in the elven gear
(alwin whacks jamie with his cap)
jamie: okay i take that back, he looks good in anything
(after frodo kisses sam and leaves)
alwin: frodo is definately gay
jamie: yea, and i bet all the hobbits are thinking
that they can't have foursome anymore
alwin+jamie: hahahahahahahahhahahah
pple behind: shhhhhhhhhhh!!!
alwin: the ship's name is SS GAY
jamie: huh?
alwin: look, wait till the sail opens
brand new names
thought up by alwin teo and jamie lee
this is only for amusement purposes
we were amused by the gay secret diaries.
aragon: gayagon, gayara
legolas: gaygolas
frodo: frodo gaybins
pippin: gaypins
galadriel: gayledriel
elrond: agent smith
rivendell: gayvendell
i'm sorry, but its amusing x)
especially the way alwin says it
imprinted at 8:59 PM
blocks of life
i`ll put pictures here
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